This episode I catch up on the geek news from the past two months and I also review the movie no one was demanding a review for, The Smurfs: In 3D.  It's more of an overview, really. 

News
Steve Jobs and Dennis Ritchie RIP

Nintendo 3DS right thumbstick attachment announced.  Also announced, a game that will use said thumbstick.  The game is scheduled to come out in 2017. 

Back to the Future, Part II: The Shoes sold on eBay for charity (Parkinson's research).  They're all sold out, so if you want some, you'll need a Delorean, which you could then trade for the shoes.  Also, apparently the shoes only have a battery live of 4 hours, and not 6 as reported by me.  To distract you from my mistake, enjoy this commercial:



Arrested Development movie no longer in arrested development.

Simpsons voice cast almost make one of my dreams come true.

Funimation and NicoNico.com to form Voltron, I mean Funico. 

Shonen Jump Alpha re-invents the way you read manga.  With your eyes.

Speaking of eyes, this next picture is for the Smurfettes out there.  Please enjoy this picture of me "cosplaying" as the smurf from the 1982 classic Colecovision game, "Smurfs: Rescue In Gargamel's Castle" (picket fence not shown). 



Review
Smurfs: The Movie

I'm not going to link to the trailer, because if you've listened to my latest episode, you've already been through enough.  Instead, enjoy this much less traumatic video with our little blue buddies, the Smurfs:



Contact Information
If you are so inclined, you can email me at upapaddle@gmail.com, follow me at http://twitter.com/upapaddle or go to plus.google.com and add upapaddle to one of your circles.  No rhombuses, though.  I draw the line at rhombuses.

Promotional Consideration
The promo played was for Eeepers Choice podcast.  Eeeper has been prolific with episode releases lately.  Well, compared to some people, me.  He's even promised a new episode of the I Heart Sign the 80s podcast.  I'm looking forward to that, since I'm from the 80s.  I hope it's about the Smurfs. 

Musical Accompaniment
The song played was Gargamel by Swing Ding Amigos

Thanks for listening!

This episode I talk about E3, Marvel vs Capcom 3, the Nintendo 3DS and other things that come in threes.  I also regale you with tales of my Florida vacation and talk about the Florida Anime Experience. 

News
3DS Price slashed by $80.  Now you'll be able to afford all those 3DS games that don't exist and have probably been cancelled.  Like Megaman Legends 3.  I am looking so foward to not being able to buy that one ever.

Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 announced.   You should probably hold out for Ulitmate Marvel vs Capcom 3 Arcade Edition Turbo Hyper Fighting + Jazz Hands edition.  I still haven't forgiven Marvel for Spider-man 3.  Putting Nightcrawler into the game would help to put them back in my good books. 

Review
Ok, I didn't actually review anything this time.  I did talk about my Orlando vacation, and memorable rides from Disney World, Sea World, and Universal Studios.  Pretty much everything I missed out on the last time I went (Episode 38 - Don't listen to it).  I also talk about going to the Florida Anime Experience, a con that made its debut this year.

Here's the clip from the Disneyland 35th Anniversary Special that warped my fragile sensibilities when I was but a lad:

Promotional Consideration Given To:
The Starlight Megaphones Ahoy Podcast: This is the new home of Jake the Root Beer King, where he talks about everything but RPGs.  Be forewarned.  If you listen to this podcast for an extended period of time, you will become a writer for Lusipurr.com.

The Anime Pacific Experience: This is still the home of Dane and Alex, I think.  But they haven't updated their site in over a month.  What kind of a jerk does that?

Musical Accompaniment:
Blisters by Creature Republic

Contact Info
Email: upapaddle@gmail.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/upapaddle
Google Plus: Search for upapaddle@gmail.com

If you like what you heard, or detested it with hate of a thousand suns (suns are bitter, bitter stars), leave me a review on iTunes.  I'll return the favor, as only podcasters listen to other podcasters. 

Thanks for listening!

This episode I talk about various bits of old news (so exciting) and review (kind of) the Secret of Kells. 

News

Japan Earthquake - Donations are still being accepted by Red Cross

Osamu Dezaki has passed away.  RIP. 

Apple iPad 2 released - but it still doesn't taste like apples.

Duke Nukem Forever delayed, again - Game devs apparently still chewing their last pieces of gum.  

Nintendo 3DS released - The third dimension is boring.  Now when the Nintendo 5DS is released, then we'll be playing with power. 

Sony hacked - Again and again.

Futurama renewed for two more seasons.  So was Venture Bros

Sgt Frog Season 3 licensed.  So was Revolutionary Girl Utena

Odd video

The cat with hands.  It's disturbing, to say the least.

Review

The Secret of Kells

I'd tell you what the secret is, but then it wouldn't be a secret.  Ok, I'll tell you.  Hearts, Stars, and Horseshoes, Clovers, and Blue Moons, Pots of Gold, and Rainbows, and me Red Balloons!

Contact Information

Email: upapaddle@gmail.com

Twitter: http://twitter.com/upapaddle

Promotional Consideration

Eeeper's Choice -  I know Eeeper and Oni are taking a podsabattical right now, but for some reason I felt compelled to play their promo. 

Lather's Blather - Lather has a new site for his blather.  Check him out at http://lathersblather.com.  Also, check out HRH the Root Beer King at http://lusipurr.com

Musical Accompaniment

Ordinary Day by Great Big Sea.  I suppose it would have been more appropriate to play "End of the World as We Know It" given that the Rapture happpened today, but ah well.

Thanks for listening!

This week I talk about Duke Nukem Forever delays, 3DS woes, daylight savings times and some more stuff.  I also review two children's shows from Japan.  Tune in to find out which ones. 

News
All of the stories were taken from here: CNN.com.  Do some searching and I'm sure you'll find them all.

Go here for all your undergarment needs.

Reviews
(Parental Supervision is advised - NSFW)
Show #1

D-City Rock

Show #2

Opening Theme (Connect by ClariS)

The same song with a penguin

Contact Info
You can email me at http://upapaddle.com or follow my monthly tweets at http://twitter.com/upapaddle

Promotional Consideration given to:
The RPG Lamer podcast
Anime Pacific

Musical Accompaniment
The song played was "Teddy Bear's Picnic" as sung by Beth Burrows. 

Thanks for listening!

It's the penultimate annual new years episode. Thanks a lot, Mayans.  Anyhoo, I go over my prediction for 2010, make new predictions for 2011, tell you what to look forward to this year, and give out meaningless awards to things I like.  I also provide mini-reviews for Uncharted 2 and No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle. 

Yes, this episode is more than a little self indulgent.  I apologize for that. 

News

Nintendo 3DS Priced, Dated.  It will also come in a 4D variant.  The 4th dimension is fun. You should visit sometime. 

Sony NGP announced, not priced, dated.  It's like the PSP, but more sensitive, for the hardcore gamer with a heart of gold.  Which they can use to buy one.

Final Fantasy XIII-2 coming next winter.  Do you l'Cie what I see?  That joke would have worked better if I said, Final Fantasy XIII-2 is coming next Christmas, but instead, I elected for factualness instead of humorousness.  As usual.

Canadian Penny may be phased out.  Canadian Inspector Gadget safe for the time being.  Also, when you outlaw pennies only outlaws will have pennies.  Pennies don't kill people, guns kill people.  Also, pennies dropped from the Empire State Building kill people.

Fractale simulcast stopped until Funimation eliminates all illegal file sharing. A truly sisyphean task if there ever was one.  Oh, waiit, mission accomplished.  Streaming is back.

Sega Urinal Games in Japan  - I'm hoping it has Pac-Man Championship Edition DX leaderboards.  That way, if you bump someone's high score, you p*** them off in more way than one.  That was terrible.

Please put on your 3-D glasses now.

Please take off your 3D glasses now.  Please open your air-sickness bag now ...

Although I now have the technology (and the power), I still have no idea on how to use it.  But I'll learn.  Or get bored and watch funny videos on the web. One of the two.

Speaking of which, check out the below video that features my brother, aka The Guy that Does the Bwups at the start of every episode of UAP:

How To Make Choices

Reviews
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves

I'm starting to become concerned about the threat that archaelogists pose to our safety.  Perhaps if they put down their guns and picked up shovels ...  Nah, whips and fedoras for everyone. 

No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle

Warning: The preceding trailer contained violoence, adult situations and humor that some may find offensive.  Viewer discretion is advised.   

Contact Information
You can email me at upapaddle@gmail.com or follow me on twitter at twitter.com/upapaddle

Promotional Consideration given to:
Eeeper's Choice - http://eeeperschoice.com - Eeeper and Oni are now officially part of the A3K network.  Congrats! In order to compete, I'm starting my own UAP Network, with blackjack and hookers and Futurama quotes. 
 
Animentors - http://themented.com - Kirran and Drew are back and they've once again updated the good old The me 'n Ted show. Check it out. 

Musical Accompaniment
The song played was Auld Lang Syne by Rockasaurus Rex

Thanks for listening!

In this non-holiday related episode I talk about hand socks, Capcom holding consumers by the smurfberries, hunted cities and I review Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands for the PS3.

News
Smurf's Village highest grossing game on iTunes.  That is, until Smurfs: Rescue In Gargamel's Castle 2: Jump Harder comes out. 

Live action Bartender.  Didn't they already kinda make this show and call it Cheers? Nope.  Ok then.

Live Action City Hunter getting wild and tough, but will it have chance and luck? 

Pluto movie in the works.  I'm still holding out for a Horace Horsecollar movie.  I'm guessing I'll be holding it for quite some time.

Videos you should watch
Street Fighter High - The original short


Street Fighter High School Musical - Part 1


Street Fighter High School Musical - Part 2


They need to make a web series centered around Dan.  This is non negotiable.

Review
Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands


The sands may be forgettable, but the prince ... is kinda forgettable too.  But you won't forget the classic POP: Sands of Time gameplay, which this game has in spades. 

Contact Info
You can also email me at upapaddle@gmail.com and follow me on Twitter at twitter.com/upapaddle

Promotional Consideration Given To:
RPG Lamer - Speaking of Game of the Year awards, I'm still waiting on a Final Fantasy XIII review from Jake on his podcast.  I'm assuming that it left him speechless and in awe of how amazing it is (that's why he hasn't had a new episode lately).  RPG of the Decade!

Anime Pacific - The foremost authority on cephalopod erotica*. If you're a sucker for arm suckers, like to cuddle with cuttle-fish, or moll-lust for mollusks, check them out!

Seriously though, congrats go to Alex on the birth of his daughter.     

*cephalopod erotica stolen from a tweet by Jake. 

Musical Accompaniment
The song played was Born in the Desert by Looker

Thanks for listening and happy holidays!

Yes, I finally have 100 episodes under my belt and it only took me four years.  Boy, if I had a penny for every episode I did, I'd have a loonie.  A Saskatchewan Roughriders' Loonie, in fact.   And I do.  Woo!  Of course, if I could only have a penny for every good episode, I think I'd owe money.   Just like George Lucas owes me for the Prequels.

Anyways, because of this Achievement of 100 eppys being unlocked, I take time in this episode to reminisce about the past, realize that this show's past wasn't all that great, and look forward to the future.  I also contemplate ways that I can improve things around here.  For starters, I can do less reminiscing and just start miniscing more.  Better miniscing. The kind of miniscing they did in the good old days, when men were men and women were secretaries.  I've been watching a lot of Mad Men lately.  I also talk about Gamecation 2010 and review Sin and Punishment: Star Successor for the Wii.

Also, for no particular reason: The Aldo Kelrast Saga.  Please ignore the spelling mistakes and grammatical errors as I have not yet had a chance to tune up the article.

News
Duke Nukem Forever to be released in 2011.  Check out this list of everything that things that have happened since this game was first announced.

Netflix now streaming in Canada.  Now if we could get Hulu and a few others on board, I would be sitting pretty.

Back to the Future is celebrating it's 25th anniversary and Mattel has the toy rights.  Where's my jetpack ...  I mean, hoverboard?

Review
Sin and Punishment: Star Successor (for the Wii).

Sense.  This game makes none.  And that's a-ok with me.

Contact Info
You can also email me at upapaddle@gmail.com, follow me on twitter at http://twitter.com/upapaddle, or Skype me (I'm upapaddle). 

Promotional Consideration given to:
Eeeper's Choice  - I feel bad for Eeeper.  Since the libsyn site was upgraded to version 3.4, this podcast is no longer available in his region.  Yeah, everywhere but Ireland.  Drat. Feel free to torrent it, though.

Anime 82 - Regan is back after his hiatus and should be finishing the Mecha Madness podcast series soon, which I'm eagerly looking forward to.  I've learned from that series that there are several excellent robot shows that I need to watch.  Right after the K-on movie.   Also, he keeps teasing us with mentions of his band.  I want to hear some music. darn it.

Anime Pacific - Be sure to check out their live show later tonight!  Details can be found here. Unless you are reading this after the fact, which you certainly are.  In that case, be sure to grab a time machine and catch the live show.  Or watch their recording of it, after the fact. 

In the meantime, please read this open letter addressed to the fine gentlemen at Anime Pacific that I've been asked to pass on to them.  This is from Dr. Jack Hoffer.

Hello friends, you have been selected to participate in a free trial period at chronicmasturbators.com.  It is a peer support group designed to help cure you of the immoral habit of self gratification.  Dan and Alec, you have been recommend to us by your friend Kent, who is concerned about you and desperately wants to see you well.  Although he does not suffer from the same affliction that you do, he has seen Idle Hands Syndrome  (or IHS) destroy the lives of those he cares about.  He mentioned to us that you have a website that talks about the evil Japanamation which is leading our youths astray with such lurid filth as Pokemon and Cowboys Bebopping.

- Corn Flakes: tasty and urge suppressing.
- Tentacle Rape is bad: put away the belt.
- Beanie babies: how to resist your furry tendencies.
- No one wants to hear you talk about your penis.  Especially not your mother.

I have bcc'd many of your listeners so that they can support you in your time of need.  Have faith!  You can overcome ... poor choice of words ... you can prevail over your IHS addiction!

We are here to lend a helping hand and we look forward to helping you soon.

Jack Hoffer
President, CEO, and client
ChronicMasturbators.com

In my defence, I thought it was funny at the  time.
 

Musical Accompaniment
The song played was Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Lemon Demon (as heard on Rock Band).

Please note, the beard picture is still forthcoming. 

EDIT: Here it is, in all its glory:

Yeah, I need a shave. 

Thanks for listening!

This week I talk about losing a legend, Mark Hamill's chin and review Star Wars: In Concert.

News
Satoshi Kon, director of Paranoia Agent, Millenium Actress, Paprika and much more has passed away. RIP. His farewell letter is especially heartbreaking.

The whole moe fad is fading - According to Ken Akamatsu anyhow. Also, harem shows set to make a comeback - according to Ken Akamatsu.  Just kidding, he thinks yuri (girl on girl action) is the next big thing. 

Return of the Jedi Deleted Scene found - you can see why it was deleted. There weren't any cgi robots, banthas or babies in the background

Star Wars coming to Blu-ray - In other news: the Pope is Catholic, bears poodoo in the woods

Review
Star Wars: In Concert


Here's one of the RedLetterMedia videos that I talked about

Contact Info
You can email me at upapaddle@gmail.com or follow me on Twitter at http://twitter.com/upapaddle.

Promotional Consideration given to:
Spiraken Manga Review
Luke and Elliot's Bearfighting Extravaganza

Musical Accompaniment
The song played was Jedi Girl by T Randolph Scott

Next time, I'll be talking about Gamecation 2010 in my ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!  Hopefully that should be out this month.

Thanks for listening!

This week I transform into a crotchety old man and rant about E3. You know, the show that was over two months ago. I also occasionally forget that I told a joke and then tell it again, as per my old man ways. Enjoy, you darn whippersnappers. Also, off of my lawn!

Part 1: Intro (0:00 - 1:59)
Just some rambling.

Part 2: Predictions (2:00 - 13:30)
You can see what I had predicted at Kentcer.com. I'm a regular Nostradamus, or if you will, a Paul the octopus

Part 3: The Rant (14:17 -24:47)
Wherein I list everything that I think is wrong with the convention and offer up no solutions whatsoever to the concerns that I raised.

Part 4: The Games (24:48 - 48:36)
I'm not going to bother listing out all the games that were interesting, because there were a lot. Rather, here are a few videos of the stand outs (in a particular order, but I'm not telling what that order is):

Epic Mickey


You'd better believe that I'll be singing the original Mickey Mouse theme song throughout this game, complete with barnyard animal noises.

Journey


Wait, I'm confused. Do you play as the small town girl or the city boy? You know, the one born and raised in South Detroit, I believe.

Kirby: Epic Yarn


It'd better suck, is all I'm saying.

Metal Gear Solid: Rising


Raiden can cut pretty well, I guess, but he's no Slap Chop!

Portal 2


No, I'm not going to make a "the cake is a lie" joke here, as those have become passe as of late. As have quips about not making "the cake is a lie" jokes. No, instead, I'd like to mention that we now have a Cold Stone Creamery here in Regina, which is resplendant with cakes of the ice creamed variety. More importantly, they come in cup sized form. That's right, cupped cakes with ice cream in the middle. It is now one of my new goals in life to try one of these creamy confections. Alas, they are often sold out. If anyone in the area is at the Creamery and notices that they are in stock, please tweet or email me and I'll be sure to thank you properly.

Project Dust - Now "From Dust"


This game looks a little bit like Avatar: The Last Airbender, when it comes to elements and such. Let's just hope M. Night Shymalan is in no way affiliated with this project.

And here's the gameplay video for Wii Party that I mentioned

Part 5: Epic Annoucment (48:36 - 50:21)
Yes, I'm taking a vacation and you need to know. Well, it's more of a staycation or GAMECATION 2010 (tm) if you will, as travelling costs money. So yeah, this is more a challenge to myself to see how many video games I can get done in a five day period, starting on August 30th, 2010. I may extend it to Labour day, if I don't get burned out before then. A coworker thinks that I can't do it. I need to prove him wrong. Anyway, it should be interesting. For me, that is.

Part 6: Wrap up (51:26 - 52:10)
Wherein I close the show. It's exhilarating.

Contact Info
You can email me at upapaddle@gmail.com or follow me on twitter at http://twitter.com/upapaddle.

Promotional consideration given to:
The Animentors (13:30 - 14:16): They finally released a new episode! Prodigious, as they might say. However, Lord Moonstone sounds awfully strange in this one.

Anime Pacific (24:48 - 25:47). The race to 100 episodes is on. I think I might win!

RPGLamer (50:22 - 51:25). The race to 100 episodes is on. I think I might win!

Musical Accompaniment (52:11 - 58:50)
The song played on my old timey gramaphone was "Hyrules Angel the Sleeping Beauty - Zelda cover" by Game Over.

Thanks for listening!

This week I talk about the "Our Body: The Universe Within" exhibit currently at the Saskatchewan Science Center and not much else.   Information on the exhibit can be found at http://www.ourbodytheuniversewithin.com/

EDIT: In this episode I said the adult human body had 213 bones. I meant to say the infant human body has 213 and the adult body has 206.

Videos of Interest:

The Skeleton Dance

Yeah, it doesn't take much to get me to post that video.

Them Dry Bones - As Performed by the Wiggles

Now that's infotainment!. That song is sure a lot more religous than I remember it in school.

Contact Info
You can email me at upapaddle@gmail.com or check out my twitter at http://twitter.com/upapaddle.

Promotional consideration given to:
Fightbait Podcast - I miss the old promo because riffing on "It's like the pie" never gets old for me. For instance, it's like the pie ... ok, well I have nothing this time, but next time, boy howdy I'll ... probably have nothing then too.

Eeeper's Choice - Eeeper played my promo on his last episode. Yay! But he also called me a neophyte. Booh! Technically, I've been at this podcasting racket a few months longer than you Eeeper. My show may not be good but it is old. And how! Bearing that in mind, feel free to call me sempai or Doctor Of Podcasting Excellence.

Anime Pacific - Although I didn't play their promo this time, I'd be remiss if didn't link to this podcast given all the mentions I gave to it in this show.  Also, I'm afraid of what Dane might do to me if I don't.  If I'm not back in a couple months, tell my family that I love them and that I'm part of a lovely display.

Musical Accompaniment
The song played was Good Looking Corpse by Sunspot

Thanks for listening