Mon, 22 March 2010
This week I talk about some lovely angels, a nifty talking squirrel and stand alongside John Cusack in the Heavy Rain.
Super Mario Galaxy and Metroid: Other M out this summer. This announcement was a relief as I was worried that I'd have nothing to play this summer, except Yakuza 3, Bayonetta, Final Fantasy XIII, Darksiders ...
If I was clever, I'd have called this episode "Get your ass to Mars!". It fits since you are trying to save Shawn Mars. Eh, that's why I'm not clever.
For more info on the plot holes of this game, go to this spoilerific blow by blow at GamesRadar.com I have to admit, I felt a little dirty after playing this game. I should go take a shower, like my new hero Madison in Heavy Rain
Wed, 10 March 2010
This week I talk about gold in them thar hills (British Columbia); Y2K the revengening; intrigue in the time of dragons; movie remakes and please don't makes; and a large chunk of rock floating in the vacuum of space. I also review Moon, the 2009 sci fi movie that you didn't watch. Shame on you.
Vancouver 2010 Olympics happened. Upapaddle.com was not there, but I did see some of it on my tv.
PS3 bug wrecks up the place. Only the original PS3 models were affected. You know, the ones that need to buy an extra seat when they fly Southwest Airlines.
A Game of Thrones tv series greenlit by HBO. Now which will come first, season five or "A Dance of Dragons"?
Spider-man cast * I'm glad they got a teenager this time. After all Spider-man is basically a metaphor for puberty. He notices his body is changing, there's hair where there wasn't hair before, and he has an urge to shoot his "webbing" when he's alone in his room. Also, when I was his age, I could walk on walls.
Gilligan's Island, Space Invaders, and Police Academy movies in development. Hollywood has officially run out of ideas. Aw screw it, paint everyone involved in blue, shoot them in 3d and you'll have a bevy of billion dollar blockbusters.
For more Moon information, go outside and look up. Only if it's dark out, though.
Promotional consideration given to:
The Moon Masters - To quote The Gospel of Mick Aloha, "if you see a gator, run!" As true today as when it was written.
The Animentors - Kent is a jerkâ An AWESOME jerk. And yes, I used an interrobang there. Just like I interrobanged your moms.
Thanks for listening!
* I may have jumped the gun on this story. More as it develops.
Direct download: Up_a_Paddle_-_Episode_91_-_Thats_No_Space_Station.mp3
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